Category Archives: Just Random Waffling

Just Read The Post…

Hey, Guys,

Today I’ve got quite a bit in stock for you. I’ve got a really cool video to show you, some graphics (I think), an official launching of the new YouTube banner on my site and a even a bit of news. Here goes:

I’ve found in life if you have a selection of things the best order to go through them is best first, then with the remaining stuff go worst to bad, leaving you happy and in a good mood. I know I’m not the best graphics designer in the world for sure, but that’s probably the best stuff I have to give you today:

If you’ve ever checked out the pages, or the ‘1 Tonne of Graphics’ page in particular, you will know there’s two graffiti style wallpapers in the wallpaper section. Well, today, their new family member is going to be officially released. Here he is (if it’s a he):

Yeah I know the text is unbelievably, in-humanely, insanely chav-i-licous but to be fair enough I couldn’t think of anything better! How brainless people can be, I know.

Moving on, let’s go to the official release of the new YouTube banner, shall we. I mentioned it in the previous post on this blog which I think was only yesterday, but anyhow, it has been edited from the version I showed you guys back then and now looks like this:

I duffed up the link on this one so you click like mad but to go to the actual channel you’ll have to click on the one in the sidebar (or click the link I just gave you). That was kin of stupid but:

MY NEW YOUTUBE BANNER IS NOW OFFICIALLY RELEASED AND IN USE!

That was strange…

Moving swiftly onwards (again)…

NEWS:

There quite a bit in the news today so let’s get going (that sounded wrong):

1. I’ve sort-of started going on twitter a lot more than I used to do before. This means if you catch me on there I’ll probably reply instantly. I’m actually on Twitter whilst writing this post and there’s 8 new tweets…quick dash off to another tab then…

2. UURR…I’ve started making the new Twitter banner based on the YouTube banner except it’s obviously blue, not red, and will eventually link to my Twitter page so you can follow me and the other guys I follow. BTW until I reach 200 followers I will follow everyone who follows me! Quick. For now though, I’ve just got a quick sneak peak: (Yeah, it is huge. I didn’t bother to crop the picture.)

3. IHateMimo777.WordPress.com! Yes, that’s my new blog shared with Candense550 and dedicated to hating the stupid Club Penguin related guy, Mimo777. It was Candense550’s idea when he was at my house (if I remember correctly) so I immediately set it up on my account and we added him as an author! We should post at least once a week but what we really need is a bunch of people who would be willing to put their alias name down and form an army to take him down. Don’t ask how we take him down, we can discuss when the time comes over Twitter. A massive Twitter rave, a massive ‘everyone do their best to hack his site’ raid, a real raid on his house (anyone want to pay for my flight to America?) or whatever should do the trick! LET’S DO THIS!

I think that’s all of the news I was talking about, now let’s look at the video I was on about…

I have quite a few videos to show you, nearly all of them involving Rowan Atkinson or the TV comedy show, ‘Harry and Paul’! I know none of them have anything to do with me or anything in-on my blog but they’re really funny!

Firstly, this is a sketch called Parking Pateweyo. It’s a piss-take of Postman Pat and I love it. There’s two videos out, here they are:

Cool? The second one:

And the last one is called Mr. Psycho-Bean. As you may have guessed it’s a great piss-take of Mr. Bean:

That’s all, guys!

Bye

Dapizz

😀

MOO!


I’m beginning to dislike WordPress!

Hello, Loyal Followers,

I’m annoyed. I’m, as you’ve probably gathered, annoyed with WordPress. The reason being that it wont let we simply put a link to a page where my 206 message long JavaScript will instantly appear. If you don’t get what I mean, I basically want a blue click-able link to put in a post or on a page that when clicked will start up the long JavaScript I’ve been writing for the last couple of weeks. This is a really long string of alert(“”) command things in JavaScript which makes a load of little boxes appear with text inside them! You close the box but another one comes up. How annoying, right?

Well, I’ve spent weeks making the JavaScript and now I can’t find anyway of being able to open it without it going into download mode. Poo.

If anybody’s got any idea whatsoever about how I could accomplish this task then please comment on here, any of my pages, on YouTube or even Tweet me. I’d be so, so grateful!

Anyway, I’ve got to go, so bye!

Dapizz – 😀


YouTube and Twitter Banners

Heya, People,

Today I am officially releasing the new YouTube banner for my site. When the last one came out I was rubbish and in-experienced with Photoshop CS and I made a totally crap banner, put it online, and said it was good! Crazy! Well, now I’m a little more experienced with Photoshop and I’m using a trial version of Photoshop CS4. Only have 9 days of my trial left tough. :(. Anway, here is a little preview of it. I probably will work on it a little more but anyhow:

I’ll probably add a watermark type thing and maybe even more! Something interesting is forming in my head…

Anyway, you can take this one if you want and use it as your banner if you like, watermark if you want, thee’s no copyright, trademark, or any of that crap. I just got deja vu! You’ll probably have a better one, it’s not exactly hard to make if you have Photoshop, is it. This post should actually be after the post before it, but I had half finished the other one the other day, started this one today, and then realised that the other one was half finished. Whoops!

Anyhow (I use the word ‘anyway’ way too much for anybody’s good), comment telling me what you think and what you want made. I will basically make any kind of graphics custom for you that I can make for FREE and send it to you virus- free. However, this offer will only continue until I reach 10,000 hits (if I ever do). I hope I do…

That’s all really for today, really! Bye.

Dapizz – 😀


New Graphics!

Hiya, Peoples,

I’ve got to be really quick today, should be shutting down. Here is what your looking for:

Quick Facts:

  • Normal wallaper size.
  • Perfect if you want a Dapizz look. 😀
  • Drop me a comment for different text, will change for FREE!
  • Inspired by a Google Images accidental find.

Dapizz – 😀


Flash Animation

Hi, Guys,

As you’ve probably guessed from the title of this post the following words and sentences are, in some way, related to Shockwave Flash Animation. Well, you’re 100% correct. I have been making an animation for my friend, Stralis33. It’s for his Club Penguin cheat site and instead of me describing it to you at ten o’clock (now) I’ll show it to you:

I haven’t linked it yet due to the fact I don’t know how but I will look in a second on YouTube for my answer on how to! I’ve got to go so, Bye!

Dapizz – 😀


Quite a Bit of Stuff!

Hello, Dedicated Peoples,

As you’ve probably worked out from the title of the post there’s quite a bit in store for you today! Firstly, let’s start off with what this site has become bascially dedicated to. Now what could that be, I wonder? Graphics! Yep! Even more, the stream is just endless, isn’t it. Well you probably want to look at it so I won’t keep you waiting any longer! Here it is:

It’s my normal wallpaper size so most likely you can use it as on if you like. Yes, it is a custom designed pair of Nike Dunks. I found a tutorial on how to do it and a link to the official .PSD image with a layer for every part of the shoe, hence the different colours for different parts. The shoe was so fun to make and it was so easy that I thought I’d put a video on YouTube of me doing it in super-speed mode. Watch it if you don’t know what super-speed is, you may get a little idea forming…

And seeing as I’m feeling really nice today and feel like treating you to more video I thought I’d also embed the video which showed me to colour it all in and stuff…

And you’ll obviously want the link to the original shoe file? So here it is: (Click Here!) This link actually goes to a page with a load of other really cool shoes by Nike and other firms so if you want to speed things up click here to go strait to the file!

Well, I think that’s it really. There’ll be more coming tomorrow, most likely, seeing as there’s something nearly every day! 😀

So I guess it’s bye…

Dapizz – 😀


Nothing In Particular

Hiya, Guys,

I don’t really have much for you today, I’m afraid. I’ve been doing a lot of wallpaper sized graphic type things lately and I love all of them! They’re so cool (mostly)! If you want to look at them tough luck! No. I mean move your mouse to the top of the page and click the new link to the all new page, “1 Tonne of Graphics”. This is basically a page full of lots and lots of graphical Photoshop art. There’s iTouch wallpapers, PC wallpapers, random stuff and even a little bit more of random stuff! It’s incredible, nearly every image I’ve uploaded onto this blog since it started! Now, however much I may love constantly chatting about how amazing it is (it really is) you probably want to know more about the Apps I’ve downloaded and stuff like that. So that’s what I’ll talk about! 🙂

Recently I haven’ really been downloading many Apps. Recently means the past few months really! It just doesn’t have that magic about it anymore really! Sad, I know. Although, I do have a few I would like to recommend:

1.Heads Will Roll: Even though this App really does have a ridiculously stupid name, it’s not all that bad. It’s FREE (maybe I have the Lite version) and it’s basically lie Falldown. All you have to do is tilt your devis to roll the balls through each storey of lines, if you get what I mean. Falldown is very good and I love the neon theme but Heads Will Roll has the feature to upload and crop an image to use as your ball. Plus there’s a background, more colour, a load of other pre-loaded balls (that sounds very wrong), more than one ball at a time and more power-ups! Awesome!

2.Glow Fighter: Pretty simple but it’s cool, based on a neon theme like Falldown and you get to choose from two spaceships and then you get to shoot random shapes flying around in space! I’ve only played it once but it was great fun and I’ll be on it again soon!

3. I know it sounds lame but nothing else I’ve downloaded was really worth mentioning!

Oh, BTW I have finished The Annoying JavaScript now and it has 206 messages! Ho cool, or not? Anyway, a link maybe tomorrow because I’m being nagged to come off the laptop!

See ya!

Bye, Dapizz – 😀

PS: Does anyone know a good place to go for a FREE 100%-CSS-editable JavaScript-enabled web-host?


My First Pissingly-Annoying JavaScript

Hiya, Peoples,

Yes, I have started to learn JavaScript. Today I have a little JS .HTML document to share with you and to annoy you. It’s not that long or annoying but it’s my first one and it only took a few minutes so…EERRMM…enjoy isn’t exactly the right word…

Yeah, you have to click here for it…:/

Were you annoyed? You may have heard of the more famous, ‘Most Annoying Website in the World’. Well, some people realised that if you play the .HTML in Google Chrome or Opera instead of IE, Safari, Firefox, Lunascape, etc. you are offered a little check-box in the window that appears that says ‘Prevent this page from creating additional dialogue boxes’. Obviously this ruins the entire point of the thing, to make you endure pointlessness for ever…

But I’ve managed to solve that annoying (for me) error (couldn’t think of a better word instead of ‘error’). I’ve contacted Google and they have given me a snippet of JavaScript that will disable this feature, so you must endure the pain no matter what browser you use! 😀

Anyway, I will bring out a better one with more annoyance later in the week so bye for now…

Dapizz – 😀

PS: OOPS, not exactly what I wanted with the .HTML code link thingy…

PPS: Another awesome stop frame animation I found:


Awesome YouTube Video

Hi, Guys,

Today I have an awesome video for you that I found on an animation program’s website that was probably done with the program (MonkeyJam). Here it is…

Watch it fully to really appreciate the work he put into it!

Got To Go…

Bye, Dapizz – 😀


Yabber-Yob

Hello,

How are you today, reader? Good? I am. I’ve just got home from London Stansted airport because I was in Germany. I had to go to a funeral in my family…

But seeing as you wouldn’t be interested in that kind of thing I will share some graphics with you that, really, should be vector graphics, not raster. Here be the graphics:

I used the pen tool a lot and the ‘Snap To Grid’ feature. The pen tool really is one of the best tools on Photoshop and I highly recommend you watch some tutorials or something if you don’t or don’t know how to use it! I have created so much with it…

Anyway I may have another something here too. Lets have a look…

AAHH Yes. This is an Elf Guy that I was taught to draw by my Mum ages ago and thought I should computerise. This was also done using the pen tool and the ‘Stroke Path’ mini feature. Seeing as this is hardly what you were expecting (well I very much doubt it) I will let you at something else on my hard-drive. Here be it:

Like it? It is kind of a copy of what Windows made for Vista’s wallpaper collection, except I did it and I also added glossiness to make t 100 times better! It’s 800×600 px. so it won’t fit for a normal computer screen for a wallpaper but if you want one made to fit a 1280×800 px. screen or any other dimensions come to think of it through me a comment…

I like comments…

Anyway, lets upload some more for you, shall we…

Pretty big…

I think it may be 1280×800 so it will fit perfectly (on most PCs) for a desktop wallpaper. I know I have even more for you so more’s on the way. Right now, in fact:

Also made to fit a normal PC screen size this particular picture is quite strange. I was experimenting during the making of the below image, and liked this so much I quickly saved it as a .PNG and continued to end up with this:

This obviously is also made to fit 128×800 dimensions. I have one more for you, this time it’s fully compatible with the Apple iTouch family devises, excluding the iPad, so you can use it as a great lock-screen background. What I was trying to say is it fits an iPod Touch or iPhone screen perfectly:

Do the same as usual, visit this page on your devise and save the image. Your very spoilt, you know. You just where given 7 images FREE for you to use at your free will! You should be very grateful…

Whatever…

If your on an iPad right now then don’t feel left out. I will soon be making iPad lock-screen wallpapers too so you can have that awesome Dapizz look wherever you are, whenever…

Stop being a show-off Dapizz…

Bye, Dapizz – 😀