Monthly Archives: October 2010

Office 2010: The Movie

He, People,

Well as you know, I have an iPod and, as you may also know, iPod Touches, iPhones and iPads all have YouTube Apps built in with the factory settings. This enables you to watch videos, comment, subscribe and not much more to do with YouTube.

That was, kind of, the intro…I think.

Anyway, I was on my YouTube App yesterday browsing through tonnes of crap, cool stuff and general YouTube content when I stumbled upon a video titled (something). Seeing as I’m interesting in things like the title of this anonymously named video, I tapped it and made sure I was sitting comfortably (lying, to be precise, but that’s not the point). This is what I saw (BTW the video was called Office 2010: The Movie, hence the title of this post. I don’t know why I kept it secret earlier on in the post):

Have you watched it? If you never have you’d better do so now. All you have to do is click once on the play button above.

Anyhow, I thought it was great! I mean, how did they come up with all of it. I love the RIP Clippy thing, that was hilarious (and sad, :’| ). I’m not sure why I’m sad because I always throw the worst insults I can think of at it because it’s so CPU-guzzling and annoying-sound-emitting.

Anyway, I love the video overall and I hope they bring out the movie soon. That brings me on to a little response thing I was going to do with you guys. Question: Do you think this whole Office 2010: The Movie thing is actually going to be a real film in cinemas soon or did they just invest loads of money in a really expensive and not-much-more-effective-than-standard advertisement? You can either comment saying what you think or vote in the poll below:

Lastly, a few yummy graphics to finish off with:

You may remember, last post, I said about making a YouTube wallpaper thing for Stralis33. Well, here it is, 100% complete:

And a Twitter background for someone I know on Twitter! I’m loving it like crazy:

Bye guys, nagging people in the house wanting the laptop.

Bye ’till next time!

Dapizz – 😀


Sorry, I had things to do in the real world.

Hi, Guys,

The real world. Boring when it wants to be, rainy, cold, wet, miserable if you live where I do in the UK and overall, not as interesting or half as exiting as Photoshop CS5 (which if you follow my Twitter posts, you would know, is now on my computer). Seeing as I haven’t posted in 3 long, treacherous days, I decided I would post to end the suffering out there (any suffering you know of?).

Firstly, I showed you the Dapizz YouTube nearly-an-advert type thing in my last post and I realy like it as I said. I have now nearly finished another one for Stralis33CP seeing as I was very much bored (incorrect English, tut tut tut). It doesn’t look as good as the first one yet for some reason (maybe it’s just me criticizing my own work, let’s hope so) but it’s still cool. I’ll probably be able to show you next post, within the next 3 days for sure.

Moving on, Twitter. As I’ve said a lot of times and you’re probably bored of me saying now, I’ve got back into it a lot more enthusiastically than I ever used to be. The only tweets from me that anyone ever saw were automatic ones from YouTube when I commented on YouTube. I now have a possible Twitter background request from an anonymous source (I know but I wont tell you) and I’d better get going on Photoshop. Ooh, I can’t wait.

Seeing as I’ve just brought my post to a nice close, Ill leave you to it.

Bye, Dapizz – 8)

PS: Does anyone have an idea about 3D text in Ps CS5 with Repoussé. I can’t seem to understand how to do it. Repoussé isn’t available in the 3D drop-down menu when I have a rasterised text layer selected. Help me!


Awesome…

Hi, People,

Lately I’ve been watching a lot of Stratzeh’s videos on YouTube. He’s the guy who inspired my to make the awesome Nike Dunk Acid pair of shoes a while back. He’s done quite a few really good, speed art videos and uploaded them for the world to see. They inspired me again and I suddenly had a 1280 pixel by 800 pixel blank canvas in front of me ready to be blasted with Dapizz-ness! It got blasted and this is what it looked like after:

I thought my blasting skills had definitely improved since my last blast and I was impressed.

I’m afraid I’ve got to go due to some ass-hole father!

Bye.

Dapizz – 😐

MOO00oo…(dying cow!)


Black Drippin’ Heart

Hey, Guys,

I’ve got a really cool thing for you today! It’s called (hence the title of this post) Black Drippin’ Heart. Here it is to be blaitant:

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I love it! Yeah, that wasn’t meant to be a terrible pun back there. 😐 Oops. Anyway, I can’t really think of anything else to show you guys today. I will tell you that I have only 4 days of my Photoshop CS4 Trial left over now, though. That sucks. Is there anybody out in the vast world we live in who likes me enough to give me a FREE Photoshop CS4 serial code so I can unlock the program for good. That would be so cool! Dream on…

Think…

Keygens…Codes…Serials…Photoshop CS4…

I love drifting away into random lovely thoughts…

Anyway, as I was saying, I would love to unlock Photoshop permanently even if it isn’t Photoshop CS5 Extended or anything fancy like that. I’ve found work so much easier in CS4, for instance, it’s little things like being able to merge layers so much easier than in boring old CS1. Then again, CS1 is better than nothing, I guess.

Seeing as I’m about to drift of into Adobe wonderland again I’ll leave you alone, it proably being quite boring for you, right.

Anyhow, Bye!

Dapizz – 8)

MOO!


Cripes!

Hiya, People,

I’m really amazed today because I’ve just had a little look at our stats for this website and I’ve been literally gob-smacked! The results are both incredibly low and high (for different times, I have’t lost my marbles!)! Here’s a few numbers to look over and be amazed at:

  1. To start with I can tell you that the post two days ago with over 120 tags did get me exactly 70 hits! Isn’t that kind of strange yet unbelievably cool at the same time. I mean, the guess of 70 I put in the last post, I think, was, as I said, a totally random guess at a bit more than 58 (I saw it at 58 hits about an hour before).
  2. Secondly the monthly hit counter is quite amazing.
  • In June 2010 I collected a whopping…8 hits. How utterly crap!
  • More impressive was September 2010 with 394 hits. Space for improvement…
  • And this month, October, well it’s been great. This is only the 18th day of this month, about halfway, so we’ve got a load of head start to beat last month! C’mon guys!

Also today I have a load of really cool graphics things, perfect for iTouch wallpapers, mainly because they were created on an iPod Touch! Here they are:

Pretty awesome, huh. How your sitting there thinking how the f*** did he do that on an iPod without doing it pixel by ixel in a very advanced non-existant photo editing App. Well, I can tell you, I didn’t. Big surprise there! To make them I used an App called Meritum Paint. More info…

At the moment, Meritum Paint has to be my highest rated App on the entire store. It’s so easy to use and the iPad version must be a hell of an experience! OOHH…an iPad… Concentrate! As I was saying…UURR…Yeah…Well, that’s how I created these awesome images. What you do is drag your finger or toe or nose or whatever across the screen and you get loads of strange wisps come out of you into your devise! It’s incredible! You can have 3 settings to draw in too. There’s Normal where the strand things are just sharp, solid colour, then you have Neon, the setting I drew these pictures in and last and very much least we have Sci-Fi which is rubbish and not worth talking about! That’s basically it, go download it. It’s FREE!

Whilst I’m on the subject of Apps though I will tell you about another really cool App! It’s called Soosiz and its really cool. Here’s a picture:

Search it in the App store if you want more information but basically you walk and jump around loads of planets (from one to another) and let little people follow you (you’re supposedly saving them) and you finnish the level after defeating a few enemies and stuff. In the full version there’s loads of worlds and even bosses (big spiky balls) but you obviously have to pay for it (I got it for FREE because it was on the FreeAppADay scheme thingy.

Anyway, that’s all for today so bye.

Dapizz – 😀

MOO!

 


Must Be Quick

Hi, Guys,

I’m just here to say thanks for all those hits yesterday, I got over 70 I think! I guesss that’s what a lot of tags can do, right. Apparently if I put something like ‘Download Adobe Photoshop CS6 Extended FREE’ on a post I’ll get loads of hits! That would be funny.

Anyway, the other point I was posting was to show you this:

It’s my first try at ASCII art which is basically pictures made up in NotePad or Command Prompt with Courier New. It’s a pretty skilled art but I have to go now so…

Bye

Dapizz – 😀

MOO!


Just Read The Post…

Hey, Guys,

Today I’ve got quite a bit in stock for you. I’ve got a really cool video to show you, some graphics (I think), an official launching of the new YouTube banner on my site and a even a bit of news. Here goes:

I’ve found in life if you have a selection of things the best order to go through them is best first, then with the remaining stuff go worst to bad, leaving you happy and in a good mood. I know I’m not the best graphics designer in the world for sure, but that’s probably the best stuff I have to give you today:

If you’ve ever checked out the pages, or the ‘1 Tonne of Graphics’ page in particular, you will know there’s two graffiti style wallpapers in the wallpaper section. Well, today, their new family member is going to be officially released. Here he is (if it’s a he):

Yeah I know the text is unbelievably, in-humanely, insanely chav-i-licous but to be fair enough I couldn’t think of anything better! How brainless people can be, I know.

Moving on, let’s go to the official release of the new YouTube banner, shall we. I mentioned it in the previous post on this blog which I think was only yesterday, but anyhow, it has been edited from the version I showed you guys back then and now looks like this:

I duffed up the link on this one so you click like mad but to go to the actual channel you’ll have to click on the one in the sidebar (or click the link I just gave you). That was kin of stupid but:

MY NEW YOUTUBE BANNER IS NOW OFFICIALLY RELEASED AND IN USE!

That was strange…

Moving swiftly onwards (again)…

NEWS:

There quite a bit in the news today so let’s get going (that sounded wrong):

1. I’ve sort-of started going on twitter a lot more than I used to do before. This means if you catch me on there I’ll probably reply instantly. I’m actually on Twitter whilst writing this post and there’s 8 new tweets…quick dash off to another tab then…

2. UURR…I’ve started making the new Twitter banner based on the YouTube banner except it’s obviously blue, not red, and will eventually link to my Twitter page so you can follow me and the other guys I follow. BTW until I reach 200 followers I will follow everyone who follows me! Quick. For now though, I’ve just got a quick sneak peak: (Yeah, it is huge. I didn’t bother to crop the picture.)

3. IHateMimo777.WordPress.com! Yes, that’s my new blog shared with Candense550 and dedicated to hating the stupid Club Penguin related guy, Mimo777. It was Candense550’s idea when he was at my house (if I remember correctly) so I immediately set it up on my account and we added him as an author! We should post at least once a week but what we really need is a bunch of people who would be willing to put their alias name down and form an army to take him down. Don’t ask how we take him down, we can discuss when the time comes over Twitter. A massive Twitter rave, a massive ‘everyone do their best to hack his site’ raid, a real raid on his house (anyone want to pay for my flight to America?) or whatever should do the trick! LET’S DO THIS!

I think that’s all of the news I was talking about, now let’s look at the video I was on about…

I have quite a few videos to show you, nearly all of them involving Rowan Atkinson or the TV comedy show, ‘Harry and Paul’! I know none of them have anything to do with me or anything in-on my blog but they’re really funny!

Firstly, this is a sketch called Parking Pateweyo. It’s a piss-take of Postman Pat and I love it. There’s two videos out, here they are:

Cool? The second one:

And the last one is called Mr. Psycho-Bean. As you may have guessed it’s a great piss-take of Mr. Bean:

That’s all, guys!

Bye

Dapizz

😀

MOO!


I’m beginning to dislike WordPress!

Hello, Loyal Followers,

I’m annoyed. I’m, as you’ve probably gathered, annoyed with WordPress. The reason being that it wont let we simply put a link to a page where my 206 message long JavaScript will instantly appear. If you don’t get what I mean, I basically want a blue click-able link to put in a post or on a page that when clicked will start up the long JavaScript I’ve been writing for the last couple of weeks. This is a really long string of alert(“”) command things in JavaScript which makes a load of little boxes appear with text inside them! You close the box but another one comes up. How annoying, right?

Well, I’ve spent weeks making the JavaScript and now I can’t find anyway of being able to open it without it going into download mode. Poo.

If anybody’s got any idea whatsoever about how I could accomplish this task then please comment on here, any of my pages, on YouTube or even Tweet me. I’d be so, so grateful!

Anyway, I’ve got to go, so bye!

Dapizz – 😀


YouTube and Twitter Banners

Heya, People,

Today I am officially releasing the new YouTube banner for my site. When the last one came out I was rubbish and in-experienced with Photoshop CS and I made a totally crap banner, put it online, and said it was good! Crazy! Well, now I’m a little more experienced with Photoshop and I’m using a trial version of Photoshop CS4. Only have 9 days of my trial left tough. :(. Anway, here is a little preview of it. I probably will work on it a little more but anyhow:

I’ll probably add a watermark type thing and maybe even more! Something interesting is forming in my head…

Anyway, you can take this one if you want and use it as your banner if you like, watermark if you want, thee’s no copyright, trademark, or any of that crap. I just got deja vu! You’ll probably have a better one, it’s not exactly hard to make if you have Photoshop, is it. This post should actually be after the post before it, but I had half finished the other one the other day, started this one today, and then realised that the other one was half finished. Whoops!

Anyhow (I use the word ‘anyway’ way too much for anybody’s good), comment telling me what you think and what you want made. I will basically make any kind of graphics custom for you that I can make for FREE and send it to you virus- free. However, this offer will only continue until I reach 10,000 hits (if I ever do). I hope I do…

That’s all really for today, really! Bye.

Dapizz – 😀


New Graphics!

Hiya, Peoples,

I’ve got to be really quick today, should be shutting down. Here is what your looking for:

Quick Facts:

  • Normal wallaper size.
  • Perfect if you want a Dapizz look. 😀
  • Drop me a comment for different text, will change for FREE!
  • Inspired by a Google Images accidental find.

Dapizz – 😀