Monthly Archives: September 2010

My First Pissingly-Annoying JavaScript

Hiya, Peoples,

Yes, I have started to learn JavaScript. Today I have a little JS .HTML document to share with you and to annoy you. It’s not that long or annoying but it’s my first one and it only took a few minutes so…EERRMM…enjoy isn’t exactly the right word…

Yeah, you have to click here for it…:/

Were you annoyed? You may have heard of the more famous, ‘Most Annoying Website in the World’. Well, some people realised that if you play the .HTML in Google Chrome or Opera instead of IE, Safari, Firefox, Lunascape, etc. you are offered a little check-box in the window that appears that says ‘Prevent this page from creating additional dialogue boxes’. Obviously this ruins the entire point of the thing, to make you endure pointlessness for ever…

But I’ve managed to solve that annoying (for me) error (couldn’t think of a better word instead of ‘error’). I’ve contacted Google and they have given me a snippet of JavaScript that will disable this feature, so you must endure the pain no matter what browser you use! 😀

Anyway, I will bring out a better one with more annoyance later in the week so bye for now…

Dapizz – 😀

PS: OOPS, not exactly what I wanted with the .HTML code link thingy…

PPS: Another awesome stop frame animation I found:


Awesome YouTube Video

Hi, Guys,

Today I have an awesome video for you that I found on an animation program’s website that was probably done with the program (MonkeyJam). Here it is…

Watch it fully to really appreciate the work he put into it!

Got To Go…

Bye, Dapizz – 😀


Yabber-Yob

Hello,

How are you today, reader? Good? I am. I’ve just got home from London Stansted airport because I was in Germany. I had to go to a funeral in my family…

But seeing as you wouldn’t be interested in that kind of thing I will share some graphics with you that, really, should be vector graphics, not raster. Here be the graphics:

I used the pen tool a lot and the ‘Snap To Grid’ feature. The pen tool really is one of the best tools on Photoshop and I highly recommend you watch some tutorials or something if you don’t or don’t know how to use it! I have created so much with it…

Anyway I may have another something here too. Lets have a look…

AAHH Yes. This is an Elf Guy that I was taught to draw by my Mum ages ago and thought I should computerise. This was also done using the pen tool and the ‘Stroke Path’ mini feature. Seeing as this is hardly what you were expecting (well I very much doubt it) I will let you at something else on my hard-drive. Here be it:

Like it? It is kind of a copy of what Windows made for Vista’s wallpaper collection, except I did it and I also added glossiness to make t 100 times better! It’s 800×600 px. so it won’t fit for a normal computer screen for a wallpaper but if you want one made to fit a 1280×800 px. screen or any other dimensions come to think of it through me a comment…

I like comments…

Anyway, lets upload some more for you, shall we…

Pretty big…

I think it may be 1280×800 so it will fit perfectly (on most PCs) for a desktop wallpaper. I know I have even more for you so more’s on the way. Right now, in fact:

Also made to fit a normal PC screen size this particular picture is quite strange. I was experimenting during the making of the below image, and liked this so much I quickly saved it as a .PNG and continued to end up with this:

This obviously is also made to fit 128×800 dimensions. I have one more for you, this time it’s fully compatible with the Apple iTouch family devises, excluding the iPad, so you can use it as a great lock-screen background. What I was trying to say is it fits an iPod Touch or iPhone screen perfectly:

Do the same as usual, visit this page on your devise and save the image. Your very spoilt, you know. You just where given 7 images FREE for you to use at your free will! You should be very grateful…

Whatever…

If your on an iPad right now then don’t feel left out. I will soon be making iPad lock-screen wallpapers too so you can have that awesome Dapizz look wherever you are, whenever…

Stop being a show-off Dapizz…

Bye, Dapizz – 😀


Awesome RX-7 Persona

Hiya, Peoples,

Today I have a really cool Firefox persona to show you. I got a screenshot of an RX-7 from Google SketchUp (you can download it as a 3D model then have any sight angle at the car that you want). I then took it to Photoshop and did my magic and ended up with this:

Pretty cool, huh? The picture is actually a totally still car except I’ve put radial blur on the wheels to look like their spinning! I then added drifting smoke using the Filter>Render>Clouds effect tool and real pictures from Google Images of volcano clouds as they come out the top of the volcano! Really good picture to use because its the perfect shape. Then I shrunk it and stuff to get a proper Persona header for Firefox. Made a bottom thing as well for the Persona and here is the result:

Header:

And the bottom-one:

Yes, they are hugely wide for the height but to be honest Mozilla probably know the right dimensions for a Persona. When I first saw them (3000 px. by 200 px. for the header, 3000 px. by 100 px. for the bottom-one) I was amazed and nearly died. I managed to hang onto life though…

Just about…

Then I died…

Bye, Dapizz – 😀

PS: 😐


Tveeter

Heyloo,

Zat vas Twitter vritten een a cherman accent! OK, English accent now…

Hi, Guys,

I have recently been going on Twitter a bit more and I realised I have a terribly bad background theme thingy. So, as usual and seeing as I had Photoshop, I gave the old background a right old, royal ass-kicking. I kicked it so hard it flew out of the entire Twitter server and into the recycle bin. Now my page looks very bland, so I clicked my little Photoshop CS icon in the task-bar and waited for the ass-kicked-picture-replacing to begin. In fact I waited and waited…and waited…and waited. Until my head blew up and I realised I had not properly clicked on the icon in the taskbar. So I clicked it, waited a while (not as long as before) and stood back as the ass-kicked-picture got truly ass-whupped (whupped can easily be confused with kicked, they are, however, very different). The picture was made, saved and uploaded…well, no, it wasn’t. I happened to be just a little too big. Not physically big but data-wise too big! So I took a load of layers off of this:

Pretty big, huh? I made it to my computers screen dimensions. You have to also imagine the Twitter page running up the middle. Oh, and ignore the fuzzy blue smudges around the edge. That was a bad mistake… :/.

Anyway, after the changing had begun a new picture was saved…this one:

Again imagine Twitter up the middle (or seeing as it worked you could just got to my Twitter page). It looks great on the actual page!

Anyway I have to be going…

Oh no, I have thought of something to tell you about. Firefox. Pretty good browser, mostly because of the UnPlug plugin and Personas. Personas are basically themes that you can choose from to personalise your browser. Lately I have got into making them on Photoshop and then submitting them so others can use them. I’m uploading my second one now. The first one is themed on the exploded Star Trek USS Enterprise (something) and this one of basic swirls. I called it Swirlish! For some reason I love that word. There will be a Japanese Mazda RX-7 Crazy Street Racer Drifters kind of Persona coming soon. I love drifting…

My mind…is drifting away…

Concentrate.

Yeah, I kind of have to go, being nagged at because someone wants to book flights or something…

Bye, Dapizz – 😀


Graphics for the iTouched

Hello, Extra Terrestials Out There,

I am a human and I have some cool graphics for you to download on your iTouch devise! How cool! Here it is:

Like it? Come to this site on your iPhone or iPod Touch, hold your finger on this image for a few seconds and then when the message pops up tap ‘Save Image’. Then go to Settings and Wallpaper. Select this image and then tap ‘Set’. Lock your devise, press the home button and…TA-DA! You have an awesome lock-screen wallpaper…

Bye, Dapizz – 😀


De Chevy

Hiya, People,

Today I have an awesome picture of a Chevrolet Camaro, complete with retro design, old paper overlay and and a classic outward rays background. The best ever Chevy picture is below…

Like it? I do…well of course I do. I can be a right noob sometimes.

Anyway, I think I have some more I haven’t shown you…

Let’s have a look…

Yes, I made a Twitter button the other day, I was, as usual, bored and seeing as I had Photoshop…

I have another look…

Have I shown you that? Tell me I’m stupid if I have…

Bye, Dapizz – 😀


Even More Graphics

Yes,

Yet again, I have some more graphics for you. This one was done for my friend Stralis33 without him even knowing I think. Anyway, I doubt anyone would reject an awesome graphics banner! Here it is:

Please comment!

Bye, Dapizz – 😀


Awesome New Graphics!

Hiya, Peoples,

I’m really happy because I’ve just created some awesome graphics on Photoshop! It’s basically DAPIZZ written in 3D using one of Google SketchUp’s tools, 3D text. With loads of cool reflection, swirls from new paint brushes I’ve just downloaded and some all round Photoshop know-how I think it looks pretty cool! Check it out, it’s 800 pixels wide and 600 pixels high:

Now it suddenly doesn’t look so great!

HMPH!

Anyway…

Bye, Dapizz – 😀

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This is a post update.

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Hi, Again,

I’ve got another really cool piece of graphical art type stuff for you here already. 20 minutes later I’ve downloaded a font and a couple of brushes. Here’s the result:

– Bye – 😀


9/11 Remembrance

Yo, Dude (No, too American…Hello, that’s better),

In case you didn’t know tomorrow is the 10 year anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. I was only 2 when it happened, the biggest, most evil conspiracy in the world. Yes. I am a believer of The Theory (as I call it). If you hate conspiracy theorists then you’re probably going to want to get right of my site site now…or not. I believe in all of the evidence, my Dad has done experiments in the garden to prove some of these. For example, Thermite. This is a powder mixture which when lighted burns at extreme temperatures for a few seconds. Enough even to melt through a steel sky-scraper structure. Ever wandered why 3 towers randomly collapse in 11 seconds (the speed of a stone falling AKA. free-fall speed) when all that happened was a plane flew into it. And, no, I’m not being sarcastic. 100’s of high-rise towers have had a plane fly into them, burned for up to around 3 days, been extinguished and rebuilt, and still stand today. For example, the Empire State Building. That’s still standing (if you live in NYC have a check out the window, will you?) and being used today as we speak (I mean I write and you read). Nobody thinks anything of the fact that a couple of buildings, after only 3 hours of fire, just collapses in the middle of one of the biggest cities in the world! There is absolutely no reason for them to fall like that.

Another thing I would like you to be aware of is the fact that not only two towers collapsed. No, three in fact. The third one being the WTC 7 Building. This building collapsed just like the other two except no plane went into it. That’s a bit funny. A tower, multiple blocks away from WTC 1 & 2 just…drops to the ground in a few seconds. When asked why it did fall down the American Government say ‘uuummm…uuurrr…well…some debris went into it (in their head: Yes, there we go, that’s a good excuse) and set of a very big fire which made it collapse.’ I would just like to say that:

  1. There was a fire but it was dotted around, all together, about one storeys worth. This is a tiny fire compared to the ones in tonnes of other American sky-scrapers. The excuse is f***ing ridiculous!
  2. The tower was, as I said, about 3 blocks away, far too far to catch enough debris to collapse the building, and surely all the buildings (not belonging to the American Government) around the Twin Towers would collapse as well?
  3. This tower also collapsed at free-fall speed, no resistance from structural beams, concrete, windows, desks, chairs, computers, etc. This means there was something to get rid of all this. Now what would be good for that? Hang on a minute, wasn’t I typing about something called Thermite earlier? Yes, that would be perfect! This is where it comes in. It was actually used in all three buildings, fire-fighters and witnesses having seen explosions as the tower fell.
  4. A man, sorry, forgotten his name, went into the building on the day after lunch break or something, and found his normally crowded workplace deserted. All the secretaries at the front desk had gone too. Everybody. He then ventured further into the building, this is before any fire, and went onto every floor in the building, finding over and over again, every thing left as if everyone had disappeared into thin air! He was nearly at the top of the building when he heard a phone ringing. This gave him the idea to ring his boss. He did and got ‘Get out of that building right now!’. When he asked why he just got the same ‘Get out of that building right now! He did as he was told and in less than 20 minutes later the tower was flattened.

All of this tower collapsing is called Controlled Demolition. There are companies that will charge to you to have your building exploded. Basically it is a very safe way of destroying an old useless lump of concrete and asbestos. Not much debris flies in all directions and there’s no falling over sideways involved.

Anyway, enough of that, that probably already being the longest post I have ever done!

Here is a new sneak-peek of my new Line Rider track. Yes, I have got back into it! I have found a new program to play the .SWF that has different keyboard shortcuts, space-bar not being go back to the beginning of the Flash Video (.SWF)! But the sneak-peek:

Pretty cool?

I’ve got really addicted to using the hook things! They’re so cool when he rides them and since I have seemingly mastered them I thought I would put a load in. There’s 12 at the moment and I haven’t finished.

Anyway, I think that’s all for today…

Bye, Dapizz – 😀